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Just Another Post!!!

2006-01-07T23:40:00.000+05:30

Apologies again, my last post talked about decadence and how we are all a part of it, but then like always, my target audience got misdirected, and other not intended friends of mine thought that it was meant for them! Sorry pals, you guys were not and never in my mind when I wrote that post, sorry if you all felt bad!!!

Exams finally ended today, oh, what a relief! However, it is only going to be very, very short lived!!! Classes begin on 10th and the core course this semester promises to be difficult and HUGE and I have deliberately taken a bit of extra chap on myself by taking the BURGER KING return DEVIL’s course and the bugger has spoiled the lone free day that I was getting that is the 9th by scheduling an audition on that very date, I wonder how badly his customers were treated, no wonder the site looks so dilapidated!!!

Anyway, got to go now, am damn tired, had a long and tiring day and also a pretty horrible paper, got lots to speak about, watch this space for a lot more!!!

A Realisation and a Request ! ! !

2006-01-03T20:58:00.000+05:30

We live in a decadent world; all of us sooner or later join the decadent bandwagon and go down the drain…

No that wasn’t a quote, that was what I felt like, rather have been feeling like for the past few days, with no specific rhyme or reason, just like that. Take my case, as an example. Today, I feel rather strange and surprised when I think of those days when I used to seriously detest the smell of cigarette smoke and hated the person who even mentioned the word alcohol, anything beyond that was, well above the question…

But today, I am an addict, well not really an alcoholic, but an addict as far as smoke is concerned. Like today, I blew up 10 fags, in no time at all, and was craving for more, but had to return home, so stopped. Why did I start doing all this? God knows, well not really, I do know some of the reasons, but I think they are too stupid to be even considered, never mind I am writing this post just to announce that I will never, no never allow anyone to consciously to join this club of mine, coz I have learnt through whatever little experience I have had that at the end of the day these do not help but only add to your troubles and miseries.

Please dear pals (hope the ones that I am specifically meaning, get this), do not, I repeat DO NOT join me, an occasional drag, or a swig, is o.k, but please nothing beyond!!!

Sorry guys, if you guys did not get this, or were bugged because of this, I just felt like talking this out and so I did…

APOLOGY : I have been talking shit in my last two blogs, well I am really bugged, don’t know why, just bugged, I promise that the content will improve in the future posts, yes, I really PROMISE!!!

Of throbbing music, swirling feet and the metamorphosis…

2006-01-02T08:13:00.000+05:30

Let me begin with the good rather GREAT news before anything else. My INTERNET connection is back online, which precisely means that I can blog regularly, yipppeee…. Now for the stuff which the title announces to disseminate.
Well, it goes without saying and of course each one of us are aware that we grow with each passing year. But, I feel that we grow differently in different years, some years are just like that, you know, no significant differences and we grow age wise and not anything more, but some years are a bit different, when there is a change in us, rather a metamorphosis, which is undeniable and unchangeable and the last two years have been something like that, for me personally, and if I may take the liberty, the same applies to a lot of my friends, at least in connection to this year.
Past things first, last to last year 2004 was very special, I had stepped into college, there were a lot of problems, I thought I was friendless for a long time, making acquaintances, but not getting that warmth which friendship promises add to that a couple of romantic failures and you have a very devastated person, things went on in this strain till I was introduced to this group in college, who were fun, and at the same time great companions, college life had never seemed better, especially pujo, just when I thought that all bad was past, providence came in my way. While holidaying in the Andamans at the end of the year, the fateful tsunami struck preceded by a horrible earthquake, we were there, I still can’t believe how I am alive, after what we went through, we could easily have been dead, but then you need people to live and tell the tale, we returned after spending two horrible nights under the sky, with the earth shaking every few minutes, amidst moans and groans, no food and water.
We returned from the ravaged heavens, but carried the burden of tragedy with us, our family would never be the same again, ma developed nervous problem, baba was distraught and always irritated, I could still see the waters rushing to engulf the concrete structure I was sitting on near the Baratang jetty, and chose to abandon after I saw the water level increasing, and my brother abstained from his daily habit of playing FIFA 2005, and when he played, he invariably lost to the computer.
However, like all tragedies, this one too had a humane side, we learnt that not only nature but its people go a long way in making Andamans such a tourist haven. The residents had arranged for a relief camp with a sumptuous dinner on the night of the tragedy itself and kept on arranging for food and drinking water, when almost all of them were unsure about their own future. Back home, I learnt afresh that how valuable I was for my friends and how valuable we all were to all our relations.
That was 2004, cut to 2005 things were much better. I was happy, doing my theatre, reading my books, and leading a great life. If there was one negative, it was that my addictions had increased manifold. I could not stay without a cigarette now and I was also drinking more frequently and heavily, besides the occasional dose of dope, yeah all this was fun, real fun, experiments with drinks and smoke and what not! Trips, highs, hangovers became a bit too prominent in my life! The health had to rebel and it did, my liver, weak as it already was, gave way, it had an infection and I was bedridden, for long, real long. Friends came to rescue again, helping me with notes and other necessary information.
And yes, I fell in love! Well, wanted to write a little more about it, but I don’t know, I am not being able to! Somehow, the issue is too close to my heart I think, and however much I try, won’t be able to tell what this feels like, I think my more poetic GirlFriend can be of help!!! As for naming her, don’t they say learn from your mistakes ;-)!!!
And now for the Throbbing Music and Swirling Feet part. Partying, for me atleast, has never been as much fun as it was in the last two that I attended, both with friends and in friend’s places and to mark Christmas and New Year’s Eve.
Well, the first one was a more quiet one, but in a place that was dopey and very cosy. Just when it seemed that it would be a very dry Christmas, the kind hostess (she was featured in an earlier post for not being comfortable!!!) decided to let us have some wine and boy, wasn’t that fun, no obviously, you couldn’t get drunk on the amount that we sipped but even that was very exciting for a lot of us, who were tasting the thing for the first time.
Compared to that New Year was more fun. We DRANK, two of us going lattu, completely and a third a little too smiley, it was fun, real fun and then of course, we had some good homoerotic action going on to spice things up accompanied by throbbing music by our very own DJ Pagal, specialising in Jangia Music and BedTop Dancing!!!

Now for the Metamorphosis part, used to as I am with drinks and smoke and dope, a sense of guilt constantly plagues me, sometimes I do feel that I am a wasted person, having indulged in these items, which even today a greater part of our society, looks down upon with contempt!!! On 31st, this sense of guilt, kind of receded, atleast a little, when I saw that my pals equally enjoyed the stuff, almost as much as I did!!! It came as if as an assurance, I was not very different, after all!!! It was great to hear “Hey, the smokes feeling good, Man!!!” or “Please, please, can I have some more Vodka, just another glass!!!” Yeah, I know you might call me a sadist, but hey, I needed company!!! No, I will not ask anyone to smoke, neither will I ask someone to drink, because, I know, more than anyone else, how these harm you, but I simply cannot deny the fact, that it did feel great, to have company! Moreover, I felt, yesterday, I dunno why, that these people are never going to be the same again, a certain change, has happened and will remain, always, like it did for me, after my first smoke at a friend’s place, like the first drink at Shantiniketan and the first joint at Jadavpur, I had changed a bit with each, and so did they!!! METAMORPHOSIS!

Hey, I am back

2005-12-30T20:59:00.000+05:30

This is going to be a really TINY,kindly don't mind. It is just a reminder that i am still a very much part of the blogger community, just health and some other factors, like a conked net connection are acting as impediments, please do not write me off, i am there an yeah loud and clear, keep visiting and watch this space for more....

Lots of Love...
The Irregular Blogger,
(Formerly referred to as TEHELKA.COM)

Boss MAINTAINENANCE can be difficult ! ! !

2005-11-17T07:41:00.000+05:30

Hey, it's me again. Well, maintaining this blog is becoming super difficult!! I am hardly getting time to do anything!!! And, the worst part is that I have been GROUNDED for the next month, which means no college, no bcl, no film festival (phew, my poor delegate card, n its price those 300 bucks!!!). Life sucks, n so does my liver, well n here i am not being allowed to talk too long on the phone n neither sit too long on the comp n etcetera etcetera... already mom's breathing down my neck, n i have been asked to stop doing whatever i am doing... will have to go. But, hey, the pujo story is far from over, n WILL RESUME SHORTLY, meanwhile happy doing whatever you are doing, bye n plz do contact, in whichever way possible!!!

Just felt like talking crap... n that wud continue

2005-11-07T07:51:00.000+05:30

It has been long since I have actually put up something worthwhile in my blog. Well, time, that is the unavailability of it definitely seems to be the problem. But, today morning, I suddenly got an excuse to type something out, and quite by chance. Actually, I haven’t been particularly well for the last few days, starting from the day after Kali Puja, I guess one should blame it on the excess Bhog consumed on the auspicious day and the real rich gourmet I was forced to savour the next day to celebrate my Choto Mama’s returning for Bhai Phonta after a gap of, believe it or not, almost 12 years. And the next day was Bhai Phonta part II and as usual I had one Pishi and another Mashi and a couple of sisters to satisfy, who were ready to let me go, only after they had stuffed me enough to make me practically and literally immobile, well celebrations, especially, ones where you are supposed to be pampered can often be taxing, I wonder what is waiting for me in that auspicious day in mid–August, early–September some five or six years from now!!! I sincerely hope you got the obvious hint (actually my dad is lurking around in the room, trying to take a sneak peek into what I am typing, I have to keep the font size real low, and then too, well keep my words, you know, kind of hidden!!!)!!! Anyway, coming back to the point, all this and much more, have had an enormous toll on my poor tummy, and the bloody organ along with its associates and neighbours have decided to swell in protest. And, of course, I am suffering! But, hey, it is this that has given me an opportunity, to go tap–tapping on the keyboard today morning!!!
I guess the Pujas are still strong in our minds, and I believe discussing that wouldn’t really be bad, so what if I am a little late! Hey, don’t get ready with your brickbats and rotten eggs, I won’t trouble you with details like when I woke up on a particular day, or when did I wake up again, or when did I wake up yet again, but will try to be somewhat different, well, different by my standards, which means different, but not outrageously different, but then again different!!! Bunk it, man, this is sounding more like Onko dialogue than anything else:
“Which means that we do care about ourselves,
But then we don’t care about ourselves;
We do care and we don’t care,”
which doesn’t make this piece all that different, which is not the intention, I mean, we are striving to be different here you see!!!
Hey, I can almost see those teeth and nails of my readers and it would be wiser and healthier to go on, that is to discuss Puja, in a distinct and different style!!! LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!!
The revelries began in Panchami itself, with few of us meeting at one particular CCD, to discuss our plan of action, immediate of which was to order coffee. Actually, me and a friend of ours, who if I may quote her, “Is not very comfortable, alone with” ‘a guy’ or ‘guys’ as the case may be, were waiting outside this joint and we decided to occupy one of the garden tables, simply because there was no vacancy inside, opportunity came our way, exactly five minutes and twenty five seconds later, when a weary couple left one of the tables, and we, the not so comfortable couple (please don’t start spreading rumours, a guy and a gal together are referred to as a couple, at least that’s what I know) went and occupied their place and were joined soon, by our second thinnest classmate, wearing a t–shirt, that threatened to beat us, if we asked a particular question (reminds you of Prufrock, doesn’t it, in a different sort of a way though!!!), me and the “uncomfortable” lady argued for a while about the foreign tongue with which something was written on that shirt, with me being the winner, because by now she was more uncomfortable, remember the equation 2 guys: 1 gal!!!
Our interesting discussions were stopped for a while because our thinnest friend called the uncomfortable friend as a part of the process of bargaining for more cash out of her parent’s pockets, this after she had already been given 500 for the celebrations, talk about unreasonable kids!!! Anyway, a moment later, we were joined by another of our friends, who was weary after a shopping spree, with a sister who had come to town for Puja. Next came, our thinnest friend, all smiles, because she had succeeded exceedingly well, in her bargain!!! Meanwhile, we had already changed tables twice or may be even thrice, and the lady in the counter did not seem too happy with us, but the poor lady had to wait even further, we had a jazzy friend to wait for, who loves wearing see–through, stone–studded clothes and thus cannot come out of his house before it’s dark enough, our very own, CREATURE OF THE DARK!!!!! Finally, it was coffee time, and it rained grandes, lattes, mochas and a lone ice tea shower, which our CREATURE OF THE DARK friend ordered, well, nothing unusual, he was striving to be different, you see!!!
That was, it then, Panchami, as we left CCD, we had discussed everything else, but our Puja plan, and like always, a whole lot of calls remained to be made, with the same stupid question, “Tui Kothai, ami Deshapriya Park e lal sari pora ekta meyer pichone dariye achi, dhukei dandike?” and the same reply “Kiii, SHUNTE PACCHI NAA, Kiiii BOLLI???” Well, as we stepped out, we also switched gears, and Shasthi, was screaming, TO BE DIFFERENT!!!
That’s all for today folks, do comment if you want more, I would have loved to go on, but my mom is going hyper, because the guy who helps her with household chores is due in 5 minutes and the comp has been on since 7 and obviously, she doesn’t like to see this being used like a fridge, switched off twice in a year, which basically means she doesn’t like being different!!! Well, he is here and I have got to go, my mom, I mean I will definitely……

Sorry for the inordinate delay!!!!

2005-10-30T20:28:00.000+05:30

Hello there,
Sorry, really sorry for the inordinate delay between my last post and this one!!! Actually I have been really busy with the Ghatshila trip and then a whole lot of theatre projects, and thus this delay!!!
Well, to begin with studies are in a horrible mess as is my life, well I won't really elaborate on the second aspect, to respect the unwritten code of privacy that I am an unwritten signatory of. As far as studies are concerned, I have traditionally kept things for the last moment, but this time around it seems I am really going to screw things up, what with so much to do and as always with so little time!!! Am I not sounding boring, well I am bored!!! People hardly message me, leave alone call me, they have even stopped the missed call game, well I am not totally not guilty, even I do not give calls, but then I am not really allowed to use my phone and anyone will understand using your mobile phone is too damn costly!!! Well anyway that is all for the moment coz I am really busy doing something really important!!! Diwali is round the corner and here's wishin you all a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!! And after that, yes, THE COLLEGE WILL FINALLY OPENNNN!!!!!!!!!!
See you then!!!

Back with a BANGGG!!!

2005-10-08T23:46:00.000+05:30

Hello there,
I am back to blogging after quite a while. The gap was primarily due to me suddenly becoming very, very disturbed by the fact, that my blog was completely misunderstood and misinterpreted!!! I had always thought that people at JUDE were not as boring, serious and devoid of sense of humour as they eventually turned out to be. A blog for me is basically for having plain and simple fun, and is perhaps something that one is not supposed to always take seriously. And that is primarily the reason why I had posted whatever I did, because I wanted my friends to have a good laugh!!! However, things did not quite turn out as I wanted them to, and the reaction ranged from threat messages in the Blabberwocky blog, to being called an ‘insensitive prick’, and heavy criticism for hurting people’s sensibilities, things worsened so much that I dreaded going to college for the fear that some other person might just want to bash me up. I was really, really sad, disgusted, tired and angry for being slammed, whammed and bammed like this!!! It was really, really stupid!!! However, there were some people during this troubled times who stood by me and I thank them sincerely for doing so, significantly among them are fellow bloggers BHOOTER RAJA and ZIGGETYZOO, thanks guys!!! My thanks also to that understanding individual who deleted the accusing message from the BLABBERWOCKY blog, thanks to whoever you are!!!
I declare once again that I post in this blog to have fun and therefore please don’t get offended by its contents. Well, back to better stuff. Though the majority of the crowd might be boring, there are some people in the department, who make the place a very lively one, one of them is this guy doing his penultimate year of undergraduate studies, he is what may be referred to as a walking store – house of stories and yes there is one for any situation that you can think of! True, some of his school stories are ones that one also hears in connection with the Presidency College, but nevertheless he provides wholesome entertainment whenever you want, or don’t want it, for that matter! He has funny stories about scooters, motorcycles, cars, movie halls, quiz shows, porn flicks, and of course about his school (the one where the uniform is like that of the catering guys!!). What adds to the effect of the whole thing is the way he puts them across!!! A great copier, he can copy almost everyone and anyone from the famed JUDE Cacophonix to his Jharkhandi, Bihari, Oriya or Bangal teacher!!! All of us know that he is bluffing and making up stuff after a certain point but that does not bother this budding traveler through space and time and he steadily continues wielding another of his masterpieces to amuse us!!!
There is another addition to the JUDE family, well this is not a person, but a wall magazine dedicated entirely to poetry, titled ‘Scarborough Fair’ (I hope I spelled that right!), the magazine is already overflowing with creations, while some are really good revealing information about the author and certain things about his life, others are pretty crap, now that has to be accepted, after all everything has both good and bad sides, don’t they!!!
The pujas have started and it is time for five days of roaring fun, traffic situations have already started worsening, so watch out where you are heading and move with enough time in your hand, I know I don’t need to give all this information, all of you are grownups, but I want to fill up the age and I am extremely sleepy and typing this with tremendous difficulty!!! So, please don’t mind if my language is horrifico in certain parts or if the spelling is mistaken!!! My thoughts are all jumbled up, and it feels as if I’ve had my DAIN BRAMAGED, to quote a famous t – shirt.
Signing off, for today, wish all of you a very happy puja…

n.b: further posts will only be put up post Lakshmi puja, if you have already seen this notice, do not visit me before 17th.

This is not funny!!!

2005-10-01T07:31:00.000+05:30

DISCLAIMER: This blog is maintained and updated by a mentally instable person; therefore one is advised to accept the information present here, with utmost care, preferably only after a thorough check! It is also declared that all characters in this blog are fictitious (AHEM!!!), any resemblance therefore with any real person, either dead or living is purely intentional (oops, I meant the other way round) and incidental (same as before)!!!
This notice is being posted because certain netizens have complained of a breach of conduct and confidentiality that they find in this blog. The mishaps are regretted, and will be repeated, in the near future!!!

CORRIGENDUM: In the previous post, Sayam Banerjee of UG–II was wrongly spelt as Shayam, the inconvenience caused to all the gays and bis in the Dept. is highly regretted!!!
In another previous post Deep of UG–III was wrongly accused of having a crush on Ranja of UG–I (refer to the DISCLAIMER, if you are shocked by this about–turn, as I am!!!), it is actually a different girl from the Economics Dept. whose name is not yet known! Incidentally, today Deep misplaced an important book because he was busy gazing at this new “object of heart’s desire” of his, I mean to say his only “object of heart’s desire”!!!

ATTENTION: This blog contains dangerous and scandalous information, all those light–hearted people trying to go through the contents are therefore dissuaded from doing so as it could harm your sense and sensibilities!!! PEOPLE with no SENSE OF HUMOUR are strictly and particularly advised to stay away from this blog, for the same reason mentioned above!!!

Hello jelly brains,

Hope you guys are finding this bitch blog exciting! To add a little more spice to things, I have decided to indulge in a little more of that particularly favorite pastime of mine…I don’t think you got this one, well I’m talking about The Red Devil bashing!!! Recently, we have spotted a DEVIL look–alike in college, as if one was not enough, here comes his clone! The Anti OCCULT club has unanimously decide that if the original DEVIL cannot be done away with at the end of three years, as is the original plan, then this look–alike of his will be murdered instead!!! Here’s a detail outline of what we intend to do, suggestions are always welcome:

Step 1: Chopping him into pieces!!!
Step 2: Display of the dissected man!!!
Sub Step 1: His head is placed in the Department office table!!!
Sub Step 2: His left arm is hung in the University parking lot!!!
Sub Step 3: His Right arm is sent to the WORST library in town!!!
Sub Step 4: His Left leg is sent to an American University known for training devils how to hone their skills!!!
Sub Step 5: His Right leg is sent to another American University, known for hiring devils to teach the nxt gen!!!
Sub Step 6: His torso is sent to the Royal Shakespeare office!!!
Step 3: Since he was a really generous man, all his ill-fitting clothes will be given to the beggars!!!
Step 4: A charity auction of his books, records, CDs and cassettes, proceeds to go to the mark sheets of his deprived students!!!
Step 5: A charity show of one of the worst plays in the history of world theatre for the crazy people of the city, to cure them completely!!!
Step 6: Obliterating his name from the face of the earth forever (now, this is gonna be difficult)!!!

Sorry DEVIL worshippers, we will have to do this, for the greater cause of humanity!!!

The latest buzz from JUDE and surroundings!!!

2005-09-29T19:31:00.000+05:30

Did you hear it guys, we have done it again, yipeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! And it is now becoming kind of a habit. Confused, as to what the hell I am talking about. Well, obviously winning prizes in drama competitions. Yesterday, we, that is that is the English 2nd year class went for a street theatre competition, organized by the FAS (forum for arts students), and guess what we came out yet again with flying colors. We performed a much loved, performed quite a few times play, but the fact remains that a sizeable amount of the cast was new and believe it or not, we had just one, and yes, I am not kidding, just one day of good, solid practice. Well done, Zainab, Insiya, Rwitayan, Meghna, Shayani, Amrita (there might be some others who were new, but please excuse me for leaving them out, I am still pretty sleepy, you see). Oh! Shucks, I just forgot to mention the prize we won, we were awarded the prize for the Quote – unquote “BEST” acting team, although the perhaps more coveted “BEST” production prize went to the Comp. Lit. dep. And what a weirdo that team was, there was this particularly freaky woman, who kept on howling over the microphone, whenever she got the opportunity, that the audience should clap for them, typical beggar psyche. And I guess, it was this that impressed the judge enough to award them the prize, after all, poor people deserve a bit of compassion!!!

Oh! Yeah, a new scandal has popped its head in JUDE, there’s a gay, a self – professed, confirmed gay, who is out hunting gays in the department, and know what, he has already spotted 1 using his fancied GAY RADAR, and I am 100% sure, you wouldn’t believe who it is, Shayam Banerjee of UG–II. Now, that’s scary, isn’t it, having a gay, sitting right next to you in class, or in the canteen, or worse still standing RIGHT NEXT to you in the loo!!! Be careful, all those of you, who want to remain straight, and for those who want a taste of both worlds, go RIGHT AHEAD!!!

A sense of peace is prevailing over the department for almost 2 months (or may be even more), that is since the day THAT GREAT MAN has left the college for a stint with the DEVIL'S DOMAIN University (or is it Burger King)!!! But, guess what THE MAN is teaching there, if at all he is teaching anything, POLITICAL SCIENCE!!! Now, that the department does have a few rare THE MAN fans, I understand that it is difficult to swallow this info., well, well, well, seeing is believing, go to the DEVIL'S DOMAIN site and see for yourself, no, I won't give u the URL, come on you should at least do this much, for having fun, I mean A GREAT MAN deserves this much, doesn't he? No, doubt man, he is a big Genius, it seems he knows almost EVERYTHING!!! Right from Rock music to theatre, to films and now POL. SC. as well, not bad, eh!!!

I was wondering, if I could just write another of my shitty poems, giving another wild start to my creativity, but on later thoughts I will spare you poor souls, from the pain of reading my poems, see ya, take care and have a whole lot of fun….

What's happening at JUDE!!!!

2005-09-25T20:38:00.000+05:30

Hello ginger brains and other boring janta,

Announcing the beginning of the great, big, huge and the most phenomenal event of the millennia, I’m back writing another post for my brand new blog. Now, my blog has lasted for full 2 weeks, sorry, might be exaggerating, neway, back to business. This blog post is going to be the most scandalous and the most remarkable thing ever, however I’m sori fellow bloggers, this is meant for a strict audience, certain references in this post will be understood only by fellow JUDEans, there you go, it has already started, half of you, or may be more I’m sure could not make any head or tail out of that, never mind, I’m again beating ‘bout the bush, time to be a little more direct.
Well, there’s this guy, in col., third year, huge, dark, handsome, loves ethnic wear and Beatles music. He is also extremely well read and is one of the toppers in class, and is planning to join McGill for post grads. Quite a few of you must have guessed who this is, and I’m really sorry for those who couldn’t, I really am. Well, last day, at the Lakeside Canteen we were all seating munching on chilli dog and rubber parathas, when we unearthed some really unknown facets of this person’s character.
The first years who have joined col. this year are a bunch of shit, well not all of them, but a large chunk surely is. Some of them are only interested in making out, and that too at the dept. ledge, others simply don’t realize, that classes do sometimes take place at JU, they are permanently at the bridge or the lakeside canteen, while some others are always hallucinating, because of some or the other odd thing that they pop into their mouths throughout the day. However, I do like a few of them, coz they talk sense, share my interests and most importantly share fags with me. Unfortunately, the girls in this class are not particularly good – looking, no not a single one of them, tarry, one or two are, but that’s too few when you have like two class loads of frustrated guys, waiting for that coveted girlfriend. Never mind, there’s this one particular item (mind my language), who is really sweet and going by the rulebooks a sizeable portion of the male population, are crazy about her, and…EUREKA!!!!!
This third year guy is also after this sweet little thing, in his language, ‘object of’ his ‘heart’s desire’. It was okay, till this much, even though D... (oops I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to disclose the name), is into a relationship since long! But the problem arose, when in that Canteen, in that afternoon, Deep disclosed that he has pure brotherly feelings towards Ra... (oops, mishtake again, unintentional of course), we were shocked! Brotherly feelings, BROTHERLY towards an’ ‘object of heart’s desire’, was he serious!!! Isn’t this what is called incestuous, he is amorous about his sister, yew, that’s horrible, even the thought is disturbing, most importantly, for brothers, I guess, especially loving ones!!! Deep, how could you do it, man!!! But, even before we could get over the first shock, there was another waiting for us, I mean the three of us, who were sitting with him, listening about the darker side of him! This was during the beginning of their first year classes. There is this small, cute, girl in third year, whom D... liked. During the beginning of their college, she used to remain depressed and often cry in class, on a few occasions, she cried resting her head on Deep’s shoulders, to quote him: “I really liked it” and not only that, he also had fatherly feelings for this girl!!!!!!! We were almost choking now, fatherly feelings and desire at the same time, what is this man!!!!!!!!!???????????
So, now you know, who to keep your sisters and girlfriends and in future, daughters, hidden from!!! Thanks to me, of course. DEEP, we will put a stop to your lascivious habits, THE SECRET IS FINALLY OUT!!!!!!!!!

You are finally trapped,
Your bag of secrets is finally unstrapped,
Fooled us, you for long,
But caught you are, unable to control a feeling too strong!!
You finally did reveal, what you are,
An’ I ask brothers an’ fathers to be aware,
BEWARE, BEWARE!!!

Wait; if you have read so far, read a little further. Falling for faculty members is nothing new to JUDE. Every year, some or the other student have desperate crushes on teachers, but they last only for a short while, but there’s news that one First year has this huge crush on this lady prof. and he is apparently damn serious and studying double time trying to impress the teacher in question because as we all are aware: THE WAY TO A TEACHER’S HEART IS THROUGH STUDIES!!!!!!!!! Keep up the good work, SOM... (oh! This name spilling is really going out of hand!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Falling in love, is no offence,
But you could spare a prof. for heaven’s sake!
But since you have a crush,
Do not cross borders, much!
Though she is a nice person,
Her brother might be not!
Could turn you into pulp,
Or swallow you in one big gulp!!
But this is also doing you fine,
What with all the reading, you might just shine!!!
Coz, as we all know,
To conquer a teacher’s heart
You must make a brilliant, brilliant show,
Of all that you know!!!

n.b: Sorry, for those shitty poems, but I just couldn’t stop myself, flow of creativity, you see!!!!